Hey Internet. My name is Craig Norris, and this is my blog. I’m a freelance production artist/pinball machine wholesaler from Chardon, Ohio, and as you probably already guessed, I’m Chuck’s younger half-brother (different dads). I drive a Jeep Cherokee Sport, own a cobra named Ray, and I work out all the time (weights + laps in my above ground pool – not that Total Gym BS). My girlfriend, Debbie, is a paralegal.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How did a guy, who clearly has a ton of things to do (like Debbie…booya!), get into writing a blog?” Well guess what hotshot? Number one: don’t worry about it. And number two: I know people. So that right there should tell you that this blog is 100% legit.
Side note: Anyone know where I can get an iPhone on the cheap? It’s got this concrete calculator app, and I want to reinforce the foundation around my AGP (above ground pool) without calling Deb’s Uncle Rick for help (total red ass). Since the money I’m due from the class action suit (don’t ask) should be coming through soon, I’m in the market. So if you’ve got any promising leads give me a holler.
Anywho, take a peek at my blog whenever you have a few. And if you don’t like it, maybe I can interest you in a piping hot slice of knuckle pie with a side of your teeth/blood. J/K. Just don’t be a BJ about it, and we’ll be cool.
Craig
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I'm Craig Norris and this is my blog. Not too shabby, right? Told you so, Linda.
