Anyone know a good place to get a new canoe? (Not Dick’s, don’t ask.) Me and my old workout partner Scott took a guy’s weekend (no Linda, thank Jesus) to Minnesota for the ’10 Big Canoe Blowout Regatta on the Minnetonka (famous Indian) River.
LSS (long story short), my canoe got its underside torn out by some sharp boulders hiding beneath an overpass that said “no canoes.” I figured that meant “no girl-baby canoes” and that Scott and I could make it easy since we work so well as a team (like the Hart Foundation, two-time WWF tag team champs). But my canoe went all BJ on me and crapped the bed.
Anywho, if you know someone who’s selling their canoe and would be willing to barter in return for pinball machine parts/maintenance, give me a holler. Just no kayaks. Get real.
Craig